Patience, Grasshopper

[Warden Filter]
My new inmate, Lord Thom, has requested to join the library staff--is this all right with you, Arthur and Chromie?  I know that since Coyo vanished, you've been a little short-handed.

[Private to Martha and Claire together]
I'm about as ready as I'll ever be to see what we can do about my leg, so whenever both of you have time... let me know?

[Private to Cissie]
I may have spoiled your cat while you were in the infirmary.

[Private to Thom, added after she talked to Chromie]
It looks like you're cleared for the Library. Check in with Chromie when you get there--she wanted to meet you.

[Video flicks on to show... a much changed Molly Carpenter.  Her hair is purple, and it looks like it's been a while since she had a decent meal or a hot shower.  Maybe a long while.]

Is everything still fucked up around here?  No?  Good.  I'm going to go grab a shower.

[Friends filter]
If you want to talk, give me a half an hour, or you're going to get an eyeful.

[OOC: Yeah, I was so sorry to change her PB, but Mika Boorem doesn't have any look but wholesome and happy, and Molly's just... not there these days.]

My mother is a force of nature.  I won't take responsibility for her actions, but if she upset or offended anyone, I'm sorry.

[Friends Filter]
My mom left... a lot of food behind.  Bread.  Cookies.  Lasagna.  Casserole.  I'm pretty sure I won't be able to finish all of it without actually exploding.  Anyone interested in sharing?

This place is really very peculiar...  I don't think this is what you meant when you told me to go.  Elphaba, what did you do?!

...And I think the idea of me being a warden is pretty funny, actually, considering I'm really just an apprentice.  But I guess things are different here.  Well, obviously things are different here, since I can actually use this nifty little Blackberry-thing, without it shorting out in my hands.

Oh--does anyone know of a good place to take a dog to to his business?  I mean--Mouse is pretty polite about these things, but he's going to have to go eventually.