Patience, Grasshopper

What the... How long have I been asleep? And what did I miss?

[Filtered to friends]
Things can go to hell pretty quickly around here. Is everyone okay?

[Filtered to Thom]
Miss me? We should do game night. I'll bring the Candyland. You bring the chess.

[Filtered away from friends]
I'm looking for someone who's willing to throw things at me. Any takers? Not you, Amanda.

You know, this all sounds really familiar.  Where have I heard this kind of pointless infighting and self-righteous fingerpointing before?  Oh, I remember.  The White Council.  No wonder it feels just like home.

You kids all play nice, now, and enjoy ripping each other to shreds.  I have a potion to clean off my ceiling.

[private to Cissie]
Hey--you up for a beer?