[five] This is not my happy face.

[goodgrasshopper]

So, I'm thinking the best plan for the rest of this flood is to... hide out in my cabin until it's over.

Notice to any creepy clown-types who think it's a good idea to come by and mess with me:
I have a big, scary dog here the size of a small horse.  He really likes me, and really doesn't like people who upset me.  Fair warning.

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[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

You're also going to have me there, at the very least until this is over.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...Well, it's not quite what I had in mind when I thought about a sleepover, but...

Do I get to paint your toenails?

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[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

[An exasperated noise] Yes you can paint my toenails.

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[cisskabob]

This one hit you too, I'm guessing.

...I thought the clown thing was the paranoia.

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[goodgrasshopper]

...Yeah. It did. I take it you're affected as well.

It... was.

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[cisskabob]

Ooooh yeah. It's tons of fun.

...See me not ask what that means.

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Terribly sorry, I don't mean to take advantage of the situation, but... what sort of dog is he?

I'm rather fond of dogs, actually.

[goodgrasshopper]

Um, that's a complicated question, actually. The boss calls him a "woolly chammoth"--a cross between a chow and a woolly mammoth. He's a Foo dog, which means he's descended from an ancient guardian spirit. Other than that? I have no idea what breed he is.

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

A foo dog? Why, that's marvelous! I've never had occasion to see one of those- my experience, unfortunately, runs to more common breeds, and my preference to retrievers, Saint Bernards and old English sheepdogs- well, and K9, though he isn't exactly a breed. I've always wanted to study the Oriental ones, though I've never had much time for it. Hmm...

[brb, book-nerdin'! Library: 1, Barge: 0]

[easy-aspie.livejournal.com]

If your big, scary dog ever needs a backup... I'm sure Digby'd give him a hand. He's... well, he's a golden retriever, so he's not all that scary, but. He's, er. Very loyal?

[goodgrasshopper]

I'll let him know. And--if your somewhat smaller loyal dog needs a friend... Mouse is pretty friendly.

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Afraid of the truth, are we?

[goodgrasshopper]

I'm not afraid of the truth. There are things I don't like to talk about. There's a difference.

Mamabear threadhop :c

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

Have a problem with leaving people their privacy?

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Last person I met who threatened me with his dogs?... It didn't end well. For him.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Threatening a child? No wonder she has no desire to make your acquaintance.

[goodgrasshopper]

It wasn't a threat. More of a warning.

[creatingalegacy]

You're actually afraid of clowns? What a truly stupid fear.

[goodgrasshopper]

No, I'm not afraid of clowns. One clown is freaking me out. As a general rule, I find them mildly creepy, but basically okay.

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[everylittlegirl]

In that case, I hope the creepy clown does stop by.

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[goodgrasshopper]

...I take it you're not a fan.

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[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

What's wrong? What did he do this time?

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[goodgrasshopper]

Nothing at the moment. Mouse and I are having quiet time, and Murphy is coming by soon. And--um. Which time? There were a couple of times.

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[clonedcuckoos.livejournal.com]

Oddly specific warning there. Do you often have problems with clown-types?

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[goodgrasshopper]

I have a problem with one clown-type.