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goodgrasshopper ([personal profile] goodgrasshopper) wrote2010-08-15 01:16 am

[five] This is not my happy face.

So, I'm thinking the best plan for the rest of this flood is to... hide out in my cabin until it's over.

Notice to any creepy clown-types who think it's a good idea to come by and mess with me:
I have a big, scary dog here the size of a small horse.  He really likes me, and really doesn't like people who upset me.  Fair warning.

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[identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com 2010-08-15 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[An exasperated noise] Yes you can paint my toenails.

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[identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com 2010-08-15 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
...Yes. That's not a bad idea, actually. [THINKYFACE.]

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[identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com 2010-08-15 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Bribery will get you nowhere. You have my toes, what more do you want?

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[identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com 2010-08-15 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Not great. It will have to be very good ice cream.

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[identity profile] whateverthemess.livejournal.com 2010-08-15 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Then I might be distracted long enough for braiding to happen.