[five] This is not my happy face.

[goodgrasshopper]

So, I'm thinking the best plan for the rest of this flood is to... hide out in my cabin until it's over.

Notice to any creepy clown-types who think it's a good idea to come by and mess with me:
I have a big, scary dog here the size of a small horse.  He really likes me, and really doesn't like people who upset me.  Fair warning.

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[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

You're also going to have me there, at the very least until this is over.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...Well, it's not quite what I had in mind when I thought about a sleepover, but...

Do I get to paint your toenails?

[Private]

[cisskabob]

This one hit you too, I'm guessing.

...I thought the clown thing was the paranoia.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...Yeah. It did. I take it you're affected as well.

It... was.

[Private]

[cisskabob]

Ooooh yeah. It's tons of fun.

...See me not ask what that means.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

Yes. I can almost see you biting your lip to keep from asking, too. Some crazy psycho clown introduced himself during the paranoia thing--with threatening gestures and grabby hands. We've since renewed our acquaintance, and... he's just as creepy without the paranoid delusions.

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

[An exasperated noise] Yes you can paint my toenails.

[Private]

[cisskabob]

...A crazy psycho clown in facepaint with green hair and a purple suit?

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...I take it you've met him?

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...You are so my favorite. Can I invite Cissie?

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

...Yes. That's not a bad idea, actually. [THINKYFACE.]

[Private]

[cisskabob]

...I haven't met him and I've done my best to avoid him as much as possible since he showed up, but I've heard about him. It's impossible not to hear about him where I'm from.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

Awesome. [ALSO THINKYFACE] I bet we could find ice cream...

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...Completely psycho?

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Terribly sorry, I don't mean to take advantage of the situation, but... what sort of dog is he?

I'm rather fond of dogs, actually.

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[cisskabob]

Yes. Psychotic, sadistic, murderous... He likes chaos and destruction.

[goodgrasshopper]

Um, that's a complicated question, actually. The boss calls him a "woolly chammoth"--a cross between a chow and a woolly mammoth. He's a Foo dog, which means he's descended from an ancient guardian spirit. Other than that? I have no idea what breed he is.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...That would explain why he liked my fireworks so much.

Um. So, Murphy and I are having a sleepover. Want to come?

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

A foo dog? Why, that's marvelous! I've never had occasion to see one of those- my experience, unfortunately, runs to more common breeds, and my preference to retrievers, Saint Bernards and old English sheepdogs- well, and K9, though he isn't exactly a breed. I've always wanted to study the Oriental ones, though I've never had much time for it. Hmm...

[brb, book-nerdin'! Library: 1, Barge: 0]

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

Bribery will get you nowhere. You have my toes, what more do you want?

[Private]

[cisskabob]

Your fireworks?

A sleepover? Yeah, I do. I mean, if that's okay?

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[goodgrasshopper]

...Girl time? What are the chances you'll let me braid your hair, too?

[goodgrasshopper]

Well, Mouse is usually pretty polite, so I'd be happy to bring him by sometime if you wanted to say hello. Or--you could stop by.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

Yes. I blew up an illusion firework in his face to make him let go of me--he had me cornered at the time.

Of course it's okay! I wouldn't have offered if I didn't want you to come.

[easy-aspie.livejournal.com]

If your big, scary dog ever needs a backup... I'm sure Digby'd give him a hand. He's... well, he's a golden retriever, so he's not all that scary, but. He's, er. Very loyal?