[five] This is not my happy face.

[goodgrasshopper]

So, I'm thinking the best plan for the rest of this flood is to... hide out in my cabin until it's over.

Notice to any creepy clown-types who think it's a good idea to come by and mess with me:
I have a big, scary dog here the size of a small horse.  He really likes me, and really doesn't like people who upset me.  Fair warning.

Comments

[Private]

[cisskabob]

This one hit you too, I'm guessing.

...I thought the clown thing was the paranoia.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...Yeah. It did. I take it you're affected as well.

It... was.

[Private]

[cisskabob]

Ooooh yeah. It's tons of fun.

...See me not ask what that means.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

Yes. I can almost see you biting your lip to keep from asking, too. Some crazy psycho clown introduced himself during the paranoia thing--with threatening gestures and grabby hands. We've since renewed our acquaintance, and... he's just as creepy without the paranoid delusions.

[Private]

[cisskabob]

...A crazy psycho clown in facepaint with green hair and a purple suit?

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...I take it you've met him?

[Private]

[cisskabob]

...I haven't met him and I've done my best to avoid him as much as possible since he showed up, but I've heard about him. It's impossible not to hear about him where I'm from.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...Completely psycho?

[Private]

[cisskabob]

Yes. Psychotic, sadistic, murderous... He likes chaos and destruction.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...That would explain why he liked my fireworks so much.

Um. So, Murphy and I are having a sleepover. Want to come?

[Private]

[cisskabob]

Your fireworks?

A sleepover? Yeah, I do. I mean, if that's okay?

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

Yes. I blew up an illusion firework in his face to make him let go of me--he had me cornered at the time.

Of course it's okay! I wouldn't have offered if I didn't want you to come.

Re: [Private]

[cisskabob]

...You know, I bet he did love that, but I kind of think it's awesome too. For entirely different reasons, though. But anyway. You just... really need to be careful with him, okay?

Well--yeah, I know, but. Anyway, thanks.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

Thanks. I'm being careful, but he just kind of... shows up.

You're welcome. So--you're coming, right?