[five] This is not my happy face.

[goodgrasshopper]

So, I'm thinking the best plan for the rest of this flood is to... hide out in my cabin until it's over.

Notice to any creepy clown-types who think it's a good idea to come by and mess with me:
I have a big, scary dog here the size of a small horse.  He really likes me, and really doesn't like people who upset me.  Fair warning.

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[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

You're also going to have me there, at the very least until this is over.

[Private]

[cisskabob]

This one hit you too, I'm guessing.

...I thought the clown thing was the paranoia.

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Terribly sorry, I don't mean to take advantage of the situation, but... what sort of dog is he?

I'm rather fond of dogs, actually.

[easy-aspie.livejournal.com]

If your big, scary dog ever needs a backup... I'm sure Digby'd give him a hand. He's... well, he's a golden retriever, so he's not all that scary, but. He's, er. Very loyal?

[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Afraid of the truth, are we?

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Last person I met who threatened me with his dogs?... It didn't end well. For him.

[creatingalegacy]

You're actually afraid of clowns? What a truly stupid fear.

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[everylittlegirl]

In that case, I hope the creepy clown does stop by.

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[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

What's wrong? What did he do this time?

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[clonedcuckoos.livejournal.com]

Oddly specific warning there. Do you often have problems with clown-types?