[five] This is not my happy face.

[goodgrasshopper]

So, I'm thinking the best plan for the rest of this flood is to... hide out in my cabin until it's over.

Notice to any creepy clown-types who think it's a good idea to come by and mess with me:
I have a big, scary dog here the size of a small horse.  He really likes me, and really doesn't like people who upset me.  Fair warning.

Comments

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Last person I met who threatened me with his dogs?... It didn't end well. For him.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Threatening a child? No wonder she has no desire to make your acquaintance.

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

She threatened me first.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

No, she was informing you of her guard.

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

It was a threat. Big, scary dog...

[goodgrasshopper]

It wasn't a threat. More of a warning.

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, so you said. Sounded threatening to me... I ought to know.

[goodgrasshopper]

I guess you would.

Just wanted to give fair warning, though. I wouldn't want there to be any misunderstandings. Mouse is pretty protective.

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Mouse? How sweet.

Are you that afraid of me?

[goodgrasshopper]

I'm not afraid, I'm just intimidated by the fact that you keep grabbing me, and I don't know enough to make you let go.

[Frustrated noise. This truth thing sucks.]

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Know enough magic you mean?

[goodgrasshopper]

No. Enough self-defense.

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Same thing.

[goodgrasshopper]

Totally different. There are much more efficient ways to defend yourself than magic.