[thirty six] What the actual fuck.

[goodgrasshopper]

Faeries are not like that.

Faerie Godmothers are nothing like that.

What kind of crappy Disney bullshit was that?

[Added after she finds out about Cissie.]

[Private to Murphy:]
Karrin. You're needed in the infirmary.

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Heh. Molly's world is fun that way.

[goodgrasshopper]

I've met a few. They weren't exactly friendly. The fae can be pretty nasty when they want to be--no matter how nice they seem.

[goodgrasshopper]

[That makes Molly laugh.] So... was it, like, a baby dragon?

[nicebluehat.livejournal.com]

Very young, with a young... I'd say she was his owner. Amazing how people make assumptions based on footprints and missing sheep.

[goodgrasshopper]

It is, isn't it? I take it you didn't kill the poor creature.

[nicebluehat.livejournal.com]

[She looks offended for a brief moment, but wipes it away like she's being a little too sensitive.] ...the mayor wasn't particularly pleased when I returned with the suggestion that they leave a sheep tied up in a certain spot every week.

[goodgrasshopper]

[Molly smiles a little.] See, I think that's a pretty reasonable suggestion. Much better than murdering some kid's pet baby dragon.

[cisskabob]

Mooooollyyyyy. I can't--brain.

[goodgrasshopper]

It means they're bitches, Cissie. Mean, mean bitches.

[creatingalegacy]

Then stop laughing.

[goodgrasshopper]

Amanda, I have to laugh. It's the only way to keep from screaming about how fucking ridiculous that bullshit was.

[subtlescience]

what about

[failedcreator.livejournal.com]

It was. I did not enjoy it. It was filled with pain and misery.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

Fae? OH! You meant faeries not fairies! I always wondered if there was a difference and if not, who decided to switch the spelling?

[toldastory]

Don't worry, I really understand the need to swear on a day like this.

[All the facepalms.]

Apologies for my husband, Molly, he doesn't know when to keep his mouth shut about things.

[nicebluehat.livejournal.com]

[She nods quickly.] For such a gentle place, it really was rather bloodthirsty.

[cisskabob]

[There is a long pause and then... Cissie giggles. Just giggles.]

[goodgrasshopper]

You are so high.

[goodgrasshopper]

Can I ask what happened, or would you rather not say?

[goodgrasshopper]

I'm not sure. I just kind of go with fairies being the manufactured Disney crap, and faeries being the real deal.

[goodgrasshopper]

I guess that depended on who you were. I was apparently the fairy godmother of non-lethal weapons.

[goodgrasshopper]

Well, he's making me laugh, which is definitely an accomplishment after that nonsense. I don't envy him the headache he'll have in the morning.

[goodgrasshopper]

That completely ridiculous port.

[toldastory]

The horrible thing? He won't get a headache. He'll take a potion and pfft, headache and hangover entirely gone.

[nicebluehat.livejournal.com]

[She smiles.] Really? What you wanted to give, or what people wished for?

[subtlescience]

oh

ok