[thirty six] What the actual fuck.

[goodgrasshopper]

Faeries are not like that.

Faerie Godmothers are nothing like that.

What kind of crappy Disney bullshit was that?

[Added after she finds out about Cissie.]

[Private to Murphy:]
Karrin. You're needed in the infirmary.

Comments

From Martha's communicator...

[subtlescience]

molly carpenter

language

for shame

Haaa!

[goodgrasshopper]

...Martha? Since when do you care about my language?

[creatingalegacy]

Say what you will; I thought it was perfect.

Thanks for willingly handing me a bladed weapon, by the way. Truly a highlight of that port.

[goodgrasshopper]

No problem. How did you like that singing sword, anyway. Was it helpful on your quest, Amanda?

[subtlescience]

this is not martha im only borrowing her communicatin as ive mislaid mine somewhere in my room somewhere

but now she has mine and i have hers so its fair and even isnt it

[creatingalegacy]

[FFFFFFF. She may or may not have tried to take down an opponent while dragging her warden back to the Barge. She may or may not have then clubbed him unconscious with the pommel on the hilt, dropped the sword and left it there in disgust.]

More helpful than you seem to be hoping. [She did knock a dude out with it, after all.] So sorry to disappoint, little girl.

[toldastory]

Do you know faeries, Molly?

[goodgrasshopper]

I've met some. They're mostly all assholes.

[Someone has faerie issues.]

[goodgrasshopper]

...Right. I think you're going to confuse some people.

[goodgrasshopper]

Considering I didn't hear anything about a murdering spree, it can't have been as helpful as you hoped.

[subtlescience]

yes porbably

but they are usua;;y confused anyhow

they are all imbeciles on this ship miss carpenter

now

watch your language its very unladylike to say such things and

oh nevrmnd you swear all you like youve earned it i think

[toldastory]

I'm not surprised really, they always seemed like they weren't nice until Disney got involved.

[creatingalegacy]

[She bristles a little.]

I went in to retrieve Sarah, not commit murder.

[goodgrasshopper]

A lot of them are, yes.

[snort] Thanks. It was a hell of a few days. And if you'd gone on about my language, I might have had to start calling you "Mom."

[goodgrasshopper]

[...Okay, color Molly surprised. Amanda actually cares about someone?]

...And was she all right?

[goodgrasshopper]

Yeah, pretty much. And they're nothing like... what I was in that port. That was ridiculous. Pure fantasy.

[nicebluehat.livejournal.com]

... now I feel lucky the worst that happened to me was watching other people making fools of themselves.

[goodgrasshopper]

It would have been nice if that was all this port was, yeah. You weren't affected by that absurdness?

[creatingalegacy]

She was just fine.

[goodgrasshopper]

Aside from affected as Hell?

[nicebluehat.livejournal.com]

No, but I was forced into taking on a dragon that would have been better served by having a pig thrown it every week instead of slaughtered with fire and sword.

If I had known that everyone wasn't their exact inverse in competence, I wouldn't have let one of us [she has enough tact to not name names] guide us through the woods.

Fairy godmother sounds worse, though. Much worse.

[goodgrasshopper]

It was... ridiculous. I've met a faerie godmother--she wasn't mine, fortunately. What I was there was nothing like the reality.

[creatingalegacy]

I brought her back.

[nicebluehat.livejournal.com]

[She can go with them being the real thing: some of those creatures Souji pulled out were fae enough.] Does every wish have unintended consequences?

COULD NOT RESIST

[cisskabob]

[LATER, some time after Molly's visited and Cissie's had looooots of painkillers and is killing time on her communicator because BAD DREAMS.]

Molly! You swore about Disney.