[one] Well, I'm here.

[goodgrasshopper]

...And I think the idea of me being a warden is pretty funny, actually, considering I'm really just an apprentice.  But I guess things are different here.  Well, obviously things are different here, since I can actually use this nifty little Blackberry-thing, without it shorting out in my hands.

Oh--does anyone know of a good place to take a dog to to his business?  I mean--Mouse is pretty polite about these things, but he's going to have to go eventually.

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[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Don't sweat it, kiddo. A lot of people have that reaction when they actually meet an angel for the first time.

[goodgrasshopper]

I can imagine. You're... basically not at all what I would have expected.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Guess I should leave out the part where I've been a pagan god for the last two thousand years, huh?

[goodgrasshopper]

...Seriously?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

Witness protection plan. I kinda skipped out of Heaven.

...Probably should've mentioned that first.

[goodgrasshopper]

...I'm sorry, I think you broke my brain again. You skipped out of heaven?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

...Yeah?

[He totally doesn't see why this is an issue. :|]

[goodgrasshopper]

But. It's heaven. Why would you bail?

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

You know the story of how Lucifer fell?

[goodgrasshopper]

Duh.

[painhumbles.livejournal.com]

To you, it's a story. For me, it's a Thanksgiving dinner topic.

My family getting itself disemboweled because of a few cruddy bad calls didn't set well with me. Okay? So I left.

[goodgrasshopper]

...I'm kind of stuck on the idea of a bunch of angels sitting around a turkey dinner.

But okay. I can see what you mean.