[one] Well, I'm here.

...And I think the idea of me being a warden is pretty funny, actually, considering I'm really just an apprentice.  But I guess things are different here.  Well, obviously things are different here, since I can actually use this nifty little Blackberry-thing, without it shorting out in my hands.

Oh--does anyone know of a good place to take a dog to to his business?  I mean--Mouse is pretty polite about these things, but he's going to have to go eventually.

[two] [VOICE]

Not again, please no, I didn't do it, no no no no...