[five] This is not my happy face.

[goodgrasshopper]

So, I'm thinking the best plan for the rest of this flood is to... hide out in my cabin until it's over.

Notice to any creepy clown-types who think it's a good idea to come by and mess with me:
I have a big, scary dog here the size of a small horse.  He really likes me, and really doesn't like people who upset me.  Fair warning.

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[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

It was a threat. Big, scary dog...

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, so you said. Sounded threatening to me... I ought to know.

[goodgrasshopper]

I guess you would.

Just wanted to give fair warning, though. I wouldn't want there to be any misunderstandings. Mouse is pretty protective.

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Mouse? How sweet.

Are you that afraid of me?

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[everylittlegirl]

In that case, I hope the creepy clown does stop by.

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[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

What's wrong? What did he do this time?

[video]

[clonedcuckoos.livejournal.com]

Oddly specific warning there. Do you often have problems with clown-types?

[goodgrasshopper]

I'm not afraid, I'm just intimidated by the fact that you keep grabbing me, and I don't know enough to make you let go.

[Frustrated noise. This truth thing sucks.]

Of course he did!

[goodgrasshopper]

...Sounds like a really interesting dog. He hovers?

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[goodgrasshopper]

...I take it you're not a fan.

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[goodgrasshopper]

Nothing at the moment. Mouse and I are having quiet time, and Murphy is coming by soon. And--um. Which time? There were a couple of times.

[video]

[goodgrasshopper]

I have a problem with one clown-type.

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[everylittlegirl]

Of the Joker? Not so much.

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

...Well, he did until a moment ago. I think I might've tampered with his magnetic-sim circuit while I was adjusting a wheel bearing. I knew we should have built him with more modern synthetics. Back to the laboratory, it seems.

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Know enough magic you mean?

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[goodgrasshopper]

I was going to go with "being considerate of your privacy," but we can go with that.

[goodgrasshopper]

No. Enough self-defense.

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[goodgrasshopper]

...I'm guessing he's just pretty creepy at everyone, huh?

[goodgrasshopper]

So... he's a robot dog, or something?

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[everylittlegirl]

Probably. It's not the creepiness I mind, though. It's a personal vendetta.

Please don't ask.

[easy-aspie.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad he's with you, then.

Sorry to hear about - you know. Your, er. Continuing clown problem.

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Same thing.

[goodgrasshopper]

Totally different. There are much more efficient ways to defend yourself than magic.

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[goodgrasshopper]

I won't. I'm not a big fan of the questions these days either.

[goodgrasshopper]

Me too.

...It's okay. Or, well. Not okay. You know what I mean. Thanks.