[five] This is not my happy face.

[goodgrasshopper]

So, I'm thinking the best plan for the rest of this flood is to... hide out in my cabin until it's over.

Notice to any creepy clown-types who think it's a good idea to come by and mess with me:
I have a big, scary dog here the size of a small horse.  He really likes me, and really doesn't like people who upset me.  Fair warning.

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[i-run-you-chase.livejournal.com]

Afraid of the truth, are we?

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

Not great. It will have to be very good ice cream.

[goodgrasshopper]

I'll let him know. And--if your somewhat smaller loyal dog needs a friend... Mouse is pretty friendly.

[goodgrasshopper]

I'm not afraid of the truth. There are things I don't like to talk about. There's a difference.

Mamabear threadhop :c

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

Have a problem with leaving people their privacy?

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

...And if there is very good ice cream available?

Re: [Private]

[cisskabob]

...You know, I bet he did love that, but I kind of think it's awesome too. For entirely different reasons, though. But anyway. You just... really need to be careful with him, okay?

Well--yeah, I know, but. Anyway, thanks.

[easy-aspie.livejournal.com]

Friendly and scary? Interesting combo.

[Private]

[whateverthemess.livejournal.com]

Then I might be distracted long enough for braiding to happen.

[goodgrasshopper]

Well, he's only scary to people he considers threats to his people. Otherwise, he's am enormous teddy-bear. And he's an excellent judge of character.

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

Thanks. I'm being careful, but he just kind of... shows up.

You're welcome. So--you're coming, right?

[Private]

[goodgrasshopper]

I'll see what I can dig up for ice cream.

a couple hours later, because he totes got sidetracked by books about dogs :|

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

The larger ones always do seem to have the best manners, don't they? Perhaps I might. I've got a dog of my own, though he, ah... he isn't a regular dog.

...he speaks several languages, at least. And I think I've got his hovering mechanism working properly again. It never occurred to me to ask how well he gets on with other dogs, or vice versa.

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

Last person I met who threatened me with his dogs?... It didn't end well. For him.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

Threatening a child? No wonder she has no desire to make your acquaintance.

[ahahaaahooo.livejournal.com]

She threatened me first.

[rass-bestie.livejournal.com]

No, she was informing you of her guard.

[creatingalegacy]

You're actually afraid of clowns? What a truly stupid fear.

[goodgrasshopper]

No, I'm not afraid of clowns. One clown is freaking me out. As a general rule, I find them mildly creepy, but basically okay.

[creatingalegacy]

Creepy.

You're an idiot.

[goodgrasshopper]

And you're super friendly.

[private]
Are you affected by this thing?

Private

[creatingalegacy]

[...]

Yeah, I am.

[goodgrasshopper]

It wasn't a threat. More of a warning.

Private

[goodgrasshopper]

Okay. I'd like to talk sometime, but maybe it should wait until after.

Private

[creatingalegacy]

Oh, look at that. You do have some sense of self-preservation.