[That is such a freakishly large dog. But it doesn't seem hostile.] Of course you can. And I certainly will. Don't worry, they couldn't sneak by me. I would smell them.

[Oh, and uh...]

[Kid Filter]

If a man named Comrade O'Brien tried to talk to you, please note that he was being a very bad person and trying to make people afraid of one another so you would do what he said. He was taken to [er] jail.